"MP" does not mean Muslim Parliamentarian.....it means Multiple Prat!
"Shahid Malik, Labour MP for Dewsbury, said the boycott must be lifted. "Whether they like it or not their current position looks like anti-semitism. I know there was a debate within the MCB. It is unfortunate that the old guard are stuck in a timewarp."
The Guardian, "Senior Muslims tried to reverse Holocaust memorial day snub", 27 January 2007
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TV matchmaker helps lonely MP hunt for a wife
Hard-working MP, 39, GSOH, two homes (one in Westminster), WLTM v pretty girl ... no hijabs
By JONATHAN OLIVER
Last updated at 21:51pm on 27th January 2007
The unique pressures of working in the heat of Westminster can make it hard for a dedicated MP to find time for love.
But now one lonely Muslim politician is receiving help finding a wife from an unlikely quarter - a television matchmaker known as the "Pakistani Jerry Springer'.
Do you know a girl who'd be a perfect match for Shahid? Tell us in readers' comments below and we'll pass the details on to him...
As he approaches 40, Shahid Malik, the Labour MP for Dewsbury, wants to give up the single life. But the long hours and weekly commute between Westminster and his West Yorkshire constituency means he has struggled to meet the right woman - much to the dismay of his parents.
So Azeem Gee has been called in to arrange introductions to girls from 'good families'. But he is no ordinary matchmaker. The bearded 60-year-old is an Allama - a title awarded to only the very highest scholars of Islam - and he also presents a talk show on London-based Pakistani TV channel ARY.
The highly-charged programme, which often sees audience members break down in tears as they speak about their emotional problems and family disputes, has been compared to America's trashy Jerry Springer Show. But, unlike Springer, Allama Gee uses Muslim prayer to help unite divided relatives.
Allama Gee said he spoke to Mr Malik after being contacted by the MP's father, Rafique. "We Pakistanis help each other with matrimonial problems,' he said.
"Shahid is one of our prominent MPs. He is not married so the poorparents thoughthe should be set up with a matrimonial introduction. His father is an old friend, and as friends we help each other.
"Shahid thinks he is still a young boy enjoying the single life, but his father was getting worried. I will try to find a suitable woman to look after him.
"Shahid said he didn't like women who wear the hijab. He wants a modern woman and a pretty woman. I have talked to a number of families."
Mr Malik has tentatively agreed to let Allama Gee help him - but in the spirit of matchmaking, we have compiled our own list of potential partners.
Blue Peter star Konnie Huq split from Richard Bacon, her boyfriend of seven years, in August and has not been linked with anyone since.
Then there is Hammasa Kohistani, thefirst Muslim Miss England. It is not known whether she has a boyfriend. Or how about Footballers' Wives star Laila Rouass? Last month it was reported that her second husband had walked out on her.
Allama Gee said he was against forced marriages but that matchmakers still had an important role to play.
Mr Malik, 39, who was elected in 2005, admitted Allama Gee was not the only person trying to find him a bride: "I also have been introduced to people through my parents. They have spoken to another family and I have gone round and met them.
"There are people who are very desperate to get me married. It doesn't matter where you go, there is always someone saying, "When are you going to show us a wife?".
"My religion allows me to marry any of the People of the Book, which means Christians, Jews or Muslims, but the chances are she will be Muslim. If these people introduce me to anyone, she is likely to be a Muslim.
"If I found the right woman, I would happily marry her, should she be foolish enough to accept me. But it would take a pretty tough woman to marry an a MP. That would be true of any MP. It is not unique to Muslims."
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